I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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