Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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