She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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