The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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