I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
third nipple confirmed
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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