dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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