I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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