I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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