omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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