i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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