I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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