you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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