I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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