I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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