yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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