she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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