At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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