It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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