If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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