so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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