sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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