Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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