doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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