I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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