Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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