quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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