Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
