garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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