what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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