so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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