No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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