Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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