I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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