chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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