Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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