guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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