I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It was like getting head from an anaconda
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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