As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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