Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm having to shit out rocks
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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