My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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