Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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