I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm too high and old for this...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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