$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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