Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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