Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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