What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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