I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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