Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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