im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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