dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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