the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
