i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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