Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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