Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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