guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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