this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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